"I know who I am. I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole. I got it."
- Christopher Titus (via citizen-zero)
"We don’t have home movies in my family. We have people’s exhibit A."
- Christopher Titus, Norman Rockwell is Bleeding (via strongest-there-is)
too separate episodes, but its so damn funny